fasd symptoms | Symptoms of Fetal Alcohol Spectrum Disorders

Fetal alcohol spectrum disorders (FASD) include fetal alcohol syndrome and other conditions in which children have some, but not all of the symptoms of fetal alcohol syndrome, such as alcohol-related neurodevelopmental disorder (ARND) and alcohol-related birth defects (ARBD).

Children who have none of the visible or physical symptoms of fetal alcohol spectrum disorders can have central nervous system symptoms that are just as severe as those of children who have been diagnosed with all of the symptoms of fetal alcohol syndrome.

Symptoms of FASD

The symptoms of fetal alcohol spectrum disorders can include facial abnormalities, growth deficiencies, skeletal deformities, organ deformities, central nervous system handicaps and behavioral problems in later life.

Here are some of the symptoms which can occur to children with prenatal exposure to alcohol:

Facial Abnormalities

• Small head
  
• Small eye openings
  
• Webbing between eyes and base of nose
  
• Drooping eyelids
  
• Failure of eyes to move in same direction
  
• Short, upturned nose
  
• Flattened cheekbones
  
• Sunken nasal bridge
  
• Flat or absent groove between nose and upper lip (philtrum)
  
• Smooth and thin upper lip
  
• Opening in roof of mouth
  
• Small upper jaw
  
• Low set or malformed ears

Growth Deficiencies

• Small body size and weight
  
• Slower than normal physical development
  
• Failure to 'catch up' in growth

Skeletal Deformities

• Deformed ribs and sternum
  
• Curved spine
  
• Caved-in chest wall
  
• Bent, fused, webbed or missing fingers or toes
  
• Extra fingers
  
• Abnormal palm creases
  
• Limited movement of joints
  
• Hip dislocations
  
• Small skull
  
• Excessive hair
  
• Underdeveloped fingernails or toenails

Organ Deformities

• Heart defects
  
• Heart murmurs
  
• Incomplete development of brain structures
  
• Umbilical or diaphragmatic hernia
  
• Genital malformations
  
• Kidney or urinary defects

Central Nervous System Handicaps

• Small brain size
  
• Faulty arrangement of brain cells and tissue
  
• Mild to severe mental retardation
  
• Learning disabilities
  
• Poor memory
  
• Lack of imagination or curiosity
  
• Poor language skills
  
• Poor problem-solving skills
  
• Short attention span
  
• Poor coordination
  
• Irritability in infancy
  
• Hyperactivity in childhood
  
• Poor reasoning and judgment skills
  
• Sleep and sucking disturbances in infancy

Behavioral Problems

• Inability to concentrate
  
• Social withdrawal
  
• Subbornness
  
• Impulsivenss
  
• Anxiety
  
• Problems with daily living
  
• Psychiatric problems
  
• Criminal behavior
  
• Chronic unemployment
  
• Incomplete education
  
• Inappropriate sexual behavior
  
• Substance abuse problems
  
• Poor parenting skills

Help for Children With FASD

The above symptoms and conditions can have life-long implications for children who were exposed to alcohol in the womb. However, there is help for even those the most severely affected by their mother's drinking.

Research has shown that FASD children who receive special education and adequate social services are more likely to reach their developmental and education potential than those who do not receive those services.

A loving, nurturing and stable home life, without disruptions, harmful relationships or transient lifestyles, has also been shown to benefit children with fetal alcohol spectrum disorders. Those who live in abusive, unstable or violent environments are more likely to develop later behavioral problems.

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O’Malley on ADHD in FASD, Part II

This post assumes you’ve read Part I of this review of Chapter 4 in Kieran O’Malley’s 2007 book, ADHD in Fetal Alcohol Spectrum Disorders. Here, I will overview his observations on pharmacology –using medication –to treat ADHD in a child who has been prenatally exposed to alcohol.

Remember this from the last post: many of us have adopted children with prenatal alcohol exposure do not have enough background information to know whether our adopted kids inherited ADHD (i.e., ADHD runs in the birth family), or if they acquired ADHD secondary to prenatal exposure (no birth family history of ADHD). O’Malley observes that while inherited and acquired ADHD manifest in similar behaviors in children, the underlying neurochemical pathways are not identical.  So kids with inherited ADHD respond differently to medication than those with acquired ADHD.

Therefore, when we parents talk about our experiences trialing ADHD meds with our children, there will never be consensus about what works because each child’s life history and brain chemistry is different.

As of 2007, only two controlled studies of ADHD medication in children with FASD had been published. One followed eleven kids; the other followed four. Both studies trialed several different stimulant medications. The sample sizes were too small to draw general conclusions. Yet O’Malley observes that the two independent trials shared a common finding: stimulant medication “significantly improved” parents’ ratings of the child’s behaviors at home while showing “no significant effect” on teacher’s ratings of the child’s attention span in school.

O’Malley’s summary begs questions: Did parents perceive any change in their child’s attention span? Did teachers note any change on the child’s behavior in school? Answering those questions is not the point of his article. I can only hope that more recent research may address them. We met with resistance from a professional who said our report of significantly easier to manage behavior at home was insufficient reason to continue trialing medication in the absence of clear evidence that Hope’s ADHD symptoms impacted her performance in school.

O’Malley notes evidence that children’s response to specific stimulants may change over time–specifically when trialed under age 5 vs. response at age 6 or 7 –and notes some evidence that children of differing ethnicities may metabolize the same medication differently. He also points to advancing genetic research that may eventually lead to being able to screen for genes that enable the transportation of dopamine, a neruochemical key to the expression of ADHD symptoms.

In Chapter 4, O’Malley helpfully summarizes reasons to be cautious about medicating ADHD. Beyond the fact that there are no medium or large-scale studies on ADHD in children with FASD, there is a well-established body of evidence that medication may have unintended adverse effects on the developing brain. “The developing brain of a child prenatally exposed to alcohol has already experienced neurotoxic damage…. Thus it is likely that a child with ‘acquired brain injury’ from prenatal alcohol exposure will show atypical responses to standard medications including psycostimulants [ADHD medication]. The atypical response may be intolerance, hypersensitivity, paradoxical reaction, over-sedation, as well as blunted cognitive ability, or the unmasking of a primary psychiatric familial disorder such as Bipolar disorder…” (p. 55)

O’Malley also cites research suggesting that the commonly noted side effect of weight loss may involve a depressive effect on growth hormones over time. He also points out that since prenatal alcohol adversely effects the child’s developing heart, kidneys, and liver, kids with FASD may be invisibly vulnerable to toxic effects of medication on those organs.

His discussion includes a very provocative question asked in 2001 by Benedetto Vitiello of the National Institutes of Mental Health,”whether the reduction of ADHD symptoms, achieved through pharmacological or behavioral intervention, will ultimately translate into better prognosis with respect to improved educational and occupational achievement and decreased risk of accidental trauma, anti-social behaviors and substance abuse.” O’Malley observes, “In the current climate of NO scientific pharmacological intervention research in children or adolescents with FASD [being able to answer this question] is  an important horizon far, far away.”

O’Malley is well aware of Striessguth’s thesis about guided early intervention with the goal of preventing secondary disabilities in FASD; he cites her research throughout this book. At the same time, he observes that the lack of longitudinal research is the elephant in the FASD living room. As the professional who pushed back about continuing Hope’s ADHD medication trials commented, “I just want to see more evidence that her symptoms are harming her. In this era we generally don’t medicate people just to make them easier to live with.”

O’Malley, cautiously, differs: “Within the constraints mentioned above it is worth acknowledging that stimulant medication can have a profound and sustained positive effect on children or adolescents with FASD (and thereby decrease parent stress) who present ADHD symptoms…. It does appear… that the dopaminergenic pathways are one of the areas most effected by prenatal alcohol and their disruption is commonly expressed in the neuropsychiatric disorder ADHD.” (p. 58)

He concludes with a proposed “Drug Algorithm” for ADHD in FASD based on the evidence available in 2007:

• First choice: dextroamphetamine (Adderall and derivatives)
• Second choice: methylphenidate (Ritalin and derivatives)

Third choice: Second generation, long acting derivatives of the above –which were only beginning to come into use at the time he wrote this article. It would be fascinating to see his updated opinion.

If you request the whole book, be sure to turn to Chapter 11 and read O’Malley’s summary, “5. Medication Therapy” which includes a list of drugs commonly prescribed for psychiatric disorders that may co-occur with FASD,  yet are contra-indictated as a drugs of choice in kids who have FASD.

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Biography: Ben Jonson (1572-1637)

Biography: Ben Jonson (1572-1637)

The life of Ben Jonson (1572-1637)
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Ben Jonson was born around June 11, 1572, the posthumous son of a clergyman. He was educated at Westminster School by the great classical scholar William Camden and worked in his stepfather's trade, bricklaying. The trade did not please him in the least, and he joined the army, serving in Flanders. He returned to England about 1592 and married Anne Lewis on November 14, 1594.

Jonson joined the theatrical company of Philip Henslowe in London as an actor and playwright on or before 1597, when he is identified in the papers of Henslowe. In 1597 he was imprisoned for his involvement in a satire entitled The Isle of Dogs, declared seditious by the authorities. The following year Jonson killed a fellow actor, Gabriel Spencer, in a duel in the Fields at Shoreditch and was tried at Old Bailey for murder. He escaped the gallows only by pleading benefit of clergy. During his subsequent imprisonment he converted to Roman Catholicism only to convert back to Anglicism over a decade later, in 1610. He was released forfeit of all his possessions, and with a felon's brand on his thumb.
Jonson's second known play, Every Man in His Humour, was performed in 1598 by the Lord Chamberlain's Men at the Globe with William Shakespeare in the cast. Jonson became a celebrity, and there was a brief fashion for 'humours' comedy, a kind of topical comedy involving eccentric characters, each of whom represented a temperament, or humor, of humanity. His next play, Every Man Out of His Humour (1599), was less successful. Every Man Out of His Humour and Cynthia's Revels (1600) were satirical comedies displaying Jonson's classical learning and his interest in formal experiment.

Jonson's explosive temperament and conviction of his superior talent gave rise to "War of the Theatres". In The Poetaster (1601), he satirized other writers, chiefly the English dramatists Thomas Dekker and John Marston. Dekker and Marston retaliated by attacking Jonson in their Satiromastix (1601). The plot of Satiromastix was mainly overshadowed by its abuse of Jonson. Jonson had portrayed himself as Horace in The Poetaster, and in Satiromastix Marston and Dekker, as Demetrius and Crispinus ridicule Horace, presenting Jonson as a vain fool. Eventually, the writers patched their feuding; in 1604 Jonson collaborated with Dekker on The King's Entertainment and with Marston and George Chapman on Eastward Ho.

Jonson's next play, the classical tragedy Sejanus, His Fall (1603), based on Roman history and offering an astute view of dictatorship, again got Jonson into trouble with the authorities. Jonson was called before the Privy Council on charges of 'popery and treason'. Jonson did not, however, learn a lesson, and was again briefly imprisoned, with Marston and Chapman, for controversial views ("something against the Scots") espoused in Eastward Ho (1604). These two incidents jeopardized his emerging role as court poet to King James I. Having converted to Catholicism, Jonson was also the object of deep suspicion after the Gunpowder Plot of Guy Fawkes (1605).

In 1605, Jonson began to write masques for the entertainment of the court. The earliest of his masques, The Satyr was given at Althorpe, and Jonson seems to have been appointed Court Poet shortly after. The masques displayed his erudition, wit, and versatility and contained some of his best lyric poetry. Masque of Blacknesse (1605) was the first in a series of collaborations with Inigo Jones, noted English architect and set designer. This collaboration produced masques such as The Masque of Owles, Masque of Beauty (1608), and Masque of Queens (1609), which were performed in Inigo Jones' elaborate and exotic settings. These masques ascertained Jonson's standing as foremost writer of masques in the Jacobean era. The collaboration with Jones was finally destroyed by intense personal rivalry.

Jonson's enduring reputation rests on the comedies written between 1605 and 1614. The first of these, Volpone, or The Fox (performed in 1605-1606, first published in 1607) is often regarded as his masterpiece. The play, though set in Venice, directs its scrutiny on the rising merchant classes of Jacobean London. The following plays, Epicoene: or, The Silent Woman (1609), The Alchemist (1610), and Bartholomew Fair (1614) are all peopled with dupes and those who deceive them. Jonson's keen sense of his own stature as author is represented by the unprecedented publication of his Works, in folio, in 1616. He was appointed as poet laureate and rewarded a substantial pension in the same year.

In 1618, when he was about forty-five years old, Jonson set out for Scotland, the home of his ancestors. He made the journey entirely by foot, in spite of dissuasion from Bacon, who "said to him he loved not to see poesy go on other feet than poetical dactyls and spondæus." Jonson's prose style is vividly sketched in the notes of William Drummond of Hawthornden, who recorded their conversations during Jonson's visit to Scotland 1618-1619. Jonson himself was sketched by Hawthornden: " He is a great lover and praiser of himself ; a contemner and scorner of others ; given rather to lose a friend than a jest ; . . . he is passionately kind and angry ; careless either to gain or keep ; vindictive, but, if he be well answered, at himself . . . ; oppressed with fantasy, which hath ever mastered his reason."1 After his return, Jonson received an honorary Master of Arts degree from Oxford University and lectured on rhetoric at Gresham College, London.

The comedy The Devil is an Ass (1616) had turned out to be a comparative flop. This may have discouraged Jonson, for it was nine years before his next play, The Staple of News (1625), was produced. Instead, Jonson turned his attention to writing masques. Jonson's later plays The New Inn (1629) and A Tale of a Tub (1633) were not great successes, described harshly, but perhaps justly by Dryden as his "dotages."

Despite these apparent failures, and in spite of his frequent feuds, Jonson was the dean and the leading wit of the group of writers who gathered at the Mermaid Tavern in the Cheapside district of London. The young poets influenced by Jonson were the self-styled 'sons' or 'tribe' of Ben, later called the Cavalier poets, a group which included, among others, Robert Herrick, Thomas Carew, Sir John Suckling, and Richard Lovelace.

Jonson was appointed City Chronologer of London in 1628, the same year in which he suffered a severe stroke. His loyal friends kept him company in his final years and attended the King provided him some financial comfort. Jonson died on August 6, 1637 and was buried in Westminster Abbey under a plain slab on which was later carved the words, "O Rare Ben Jonson!" His admirers and friends contributed to the collection of memorial elegies, Jonsonus virbius, published in 1638. Jonson's last play, Sad Shepherd's Tale, was left unfinished at his death and published posthumously in 1641.

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Kopi Luwak

Kopi Luwak

Kopi Luwak is known by several names.  These include Civet Coffee.  In the Philippines it is known as Coffee Alamid and Kape Alamid.

Kopi Luwak is the most expensive coffee the world, often selling for around $30 a cup in the USA but in some parts of the world the price approaches $100 per cup.

For most, even more shocking than the cost is how this coffee is obtained.  This coffee can only be obtained from the dropping of a cat like animal known as the Civet.  Some call the Civet the fox-cat.  In the Philippines, it is cute but scruffy while the African version is absolutely beautiful!

The following video features the Asian Palm Civet that can be found in the Philippines and describes exactly how this coffee is made and how prized Kopi Luwak is.

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Asik and Destroy

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new Facebook smileys and chat emoticons

There's a lot of new Facebook smileys and chat emoticons being shared on the said social network currently. So I thought about making a complete and latest list for it.

Enough of the small talk though, here's the complete and latest list of the new Facebook smileys and chat emoticons:

New Facebook Smileys and Chat Emoticons - Complete and Latest List

[[124193631030413]] - Michael Jackson
[[124195081030268]] - LOL
[[124201834362926]] - F*** Off
[[124203091029467]] - Computer Icon
[[124206401029136]] - Windows icon
[[124208857695557]] - Apple Logo
[[124211087695334]] - F*** off finger
[[124212967695146]] - Osama
[[124214267695016]] - Mr. Bean
[[124215331028243]] - Sun
[[124216534361456]] - Moon
[[124218417694601]] - Twitter bird
[[124219164361193]] - 8 Ball
[[124234194359690]] - PLT C
[[ForeverAloneComics]] - Forever Alone
[[MeGustaMeme]] - Megusta
[[164413893600463]] - Megusta 2
[[149333368464171]] - Yao Ming
[[116616581692281]] - TROLL Face
[[145768898802324]] - FUUUUUs
[[168456309878025]] - LOL
[[189637151067601]] - LOL 2
[[FapFapFap.B]] - FAPFAP
[[106043532814443]] - Y U NO
[[214457085240151]] - Nothing to do here
[[129627277060203]] - Poker faces
[[160723207280093]] - You f***ing kidding me?
[[ChallengeAcceptado]] - Challenge accepted
[[100002752520227]] - Okay
[[105387672833401]] - F*** Yeah
[[224812970902314]] - Derp
[[192644604154319]] - Derpina
[[170815706323196]] - Cereal guy
[[142670085793927]] - Mother of God
[[168040846586189]] - Feel like a sir
[[249199828481201]] - Konata Izumi
[[250128751720149]] - Domo Kun
[[223328504409723]] - Gintoki Sakata
[[236147243124900]] - Pokeball
[[326134990738733]] - Pikachu
[[155393057897143]] - Doraemon
[[224502284290679]] - Nobita
[[144685078974802]] - Mojacko
[[334954663181745]] - Spongebob
[[196431117116365]] - Shin chan
[[138529122927104]] - Pedo Bear
[[269153023141273]] - Poring
[[332936966718584]] - Hello Kitty
[[252497564817075]] - Kerokeroppi
[[297354436976262]] - Santa Claus
[[157680577671754]] - Angry Bird
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How to use new Facebook smileys, chat and troll emoticons

Instructions:
1. Copy desired emoticon code as given above;
2. Paste in Facebook chat box;
3. Enjoy.

Note: This only works for Facebook chat. It won't work for the Facebook status update.


If you're curious about the history of the troll faces listed above, check Know Your Meme out. That way you won't appear out of place when your friends speak of trolls and memes.

If you found this complete and latest list of new Facebook smileys and chat emoticons post, share it on Facebook or tweet it on Twitter.

'Till my next installment.

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Facebook Chat Smileys
Here is the list for making those funny smileys appear while you chat in facebook with your friends. Just input these characters with your keyboard and the image will appear to the other people in the facebook chat.

Emoticon Name Shortcut

	smile	:-) :) :] =)
	frown	:-( :( :[ =(
	gasp	:-O :O :-o :o
	grin	:-D :D =D
	tongue	:-P :P :-p :p =P
	wink	;-) ;)
	curly lips	:3
	kiss	:-* :*
	grumpy	>:( >:-(
	glasses	8-) 8) B-) B)
	sunglasses	8-| 8| B-| B|
	upset	>:O >:-O >:o >:-o
	confused	o.O O.o
	shark	(^^^)
	pacman	:v
	squint	-_-
	angel	O:) O:-)
	devil	3:) 3:-)
	unsure	:/ :-/ :\ :-\
	cry	:'(
	robot	:|]
	heart	<3
	kiki	^_^
	penguin	<(”)

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Restoring the Lost Blog Navbar

Restoring the Lost Blog Navbar

You certainly know the blogger navbar eliminate risk, which we can account banned by google. Because it eliminates the navbar is a violation of TOS (TOS is an agreement between bloggers with us that we must agree as to create a blog). My desire to post about how to restore the navbar this blog started when I was blog walking to the place of the master - master blog, precisely in his blog kang Rohman and his o-om blog. There I think why the navbar on their blogs are not eliminated. Then I searched on google mbah place, it turns out there are some bloggers that their accounts banned for violating TOS. Too bad my blog when we have maintained for months - months, years - banned taxable year. Sometimes we put up a new template for our blog that do not exist already navbarya nor do we eliminate it, I will explain the stages - stage pembalian way navbar below:

1. Login is to blogger

2. Go to edit HTML pages and to be safe, you should backup your template is first.

3. Find the code below: (use Ctrl + F to search)


     # navbar-iframe {
     display: none! important;
     }



if you have found, delete the code.

4. If you do not find the code, it means that your template is different. Please find the code below:


     # navbar-iframe {height: 0px; visibility: hidden; display: none}



If you have found, delete the code.

5. If you still have not found the code, find code that is almost similar. Then delete the code.

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|| ђappiness SтaтuseS ||™


SOmE bEŁiEve in DEstiny & SOmE bEŁiEvE in FatE, But I bEŁiEve that HappinEss is sOmEthing we CяEatE !



The kEy tO Uя Own happinEss bEŁOngs in Uя Own pOckEt, nOt sOmEOnE EŁsE's.



KeeP a sMiŁe On Uя fAce & Łet Uя PeяsOnaŁity b Uя aUtoGяapH.



ŁifE is abOut ignOяing the dяama, Łaughing with fяiEnds, ŁOving Uя famiŁy & bEing happy with what U havE. <3



EveяybOdy Wants Happiness NobOdy Wants Pain bUt U cAn't Have a яAinbOw wiThOut a ŁittŁe яAin



"I'ŁŁ b a яeAsOn fOя uя HappiNesS & nOt b a Paяt Of it ! But I'ŁŁ b a Paяt Of Uя SadNesS & nOt a яeasOn fOr it !"



SmiŁe in eAse,SmiŁe iN pAin,SMiŁe wHen tяOubŁe,pOuя Łike яAin,
sMiŁe wHen sOmeOne hUяt Uя feŁŁings,sMiŁes u knOw я vEяy hAiŁng !


|| Tяusт SтaтuseS ||™



Tяusting u was my dEcisiOn..pяOving it яight was Uяs.. wish i had knOwn, my dEcision was wяOng



It's яEaŁŁy difficuŁt 2 gain my tяust & if U managE 2 dO sO U thEn havE my hEaяt, but bEwaяE, my tяust is Easy 2 ŁOsE, thus is my hEaяt.



My aBiŁity 2 tяUst wAs tAken Away By peOpŁe whO dOn't hAve tHe AbiŁity 2 b tяUsTed.



TwO kiNds Of peOpŁe whO cAn't b tяUsted: tHe Ones wHo sAy "i wOn't dO it agAin" & tHe Ones wHo sAy"pŁeAse dOn't teŁŁ any1"



ŁoVe Me wiThOut feAя tяUst Me witHoUt wOnDeяing ŁOve Me witHout яeStяiCtion wAnt Me witHoUt deMand aCCept Me hOw I'm



The onŁy mAn a Girl shOuŁd Ever trUst is Her dAddy



NeVeя TяuSt Any One Łike FOOŁ, The WOяds "ŁIE" IS alwAys in MiddŁe Of BeŁievE

|| ŁoneŁy/Sad SтaтuseS ||™



FEEŁs ŁikE thE Łast bOOk On thE shEŁf, thE OnE nObOdy wants tO rEad



....Tiяed Of Being StяOng....



Wants 2 gO wheяe nObOdy knOws my name. feeŁ Łike going foя a waŁk, aŁOne,On the hiŁŁside Oя a ŁOnely beach in the daяk, with nOthing but the mOOn tO guide me.



I'm aŁWays tHe shOuŁdeя tO cяy On, yEt I nEvEя hAve AnyOne tO Łean On wHen I'm faŁŁing dOwn.



Why iS iT peOpŁe OnŁy sEE tHe bOOk cOveя & neVeя WaNt tO taKe tHe tiMe tO яEad tHe bOOk ? :( ?



SoMe bAttŁes hv 2b fouGht aŁOne, SOme pAths hv 2b cяoSSed aŁoNe, So nEva b emOtiOnaŁŁy aTTached wid aNy1. u Neva knOw wHen u Hv 2 waŁk aŁonE



FeeŁings cAn b cOntяOŁŁed, but teAяs neVeя Łie



|| Funny SтaтuseS ||™



"SIT AND STUDY" - This stunt is pEяfOяmEd by ExpEяts undEя contяOŁŁEd cOnditiOns. DOn't tяy this at hOmE Oя anywhEяE. :P



They say mOnEy dOEsn't buy happinEss. I say givE mE a miŁŁiOn dOŁŁaяs & sEE hOw happy I can b



If U fEEŁ ŁOnEly, just thяOw яOcks at pEOpŁE. U can nEvEя b ŁOnEly if pEOpŁE я chasing U



How NewtOn Died ?
He Died Afteя seEn SouTh IndiAn MovieS..Coz He CouŁdnt Beaя яAjnikant Bяeakin AŁŁ The Ław Of Physics wHich He Made :\



WhaTeveя tHe queStions iS....ŁiquOя Is The AnSweя....CheeяsS..



Łoving sOmeOne who dOesn't Łove U, Is Łike bAting wHen U need 37 яuns in 6 BaŁŁs...
U know it's ImpOssibŁe, But U stiŁŁ hAve a smaŁŁ hope tHat Nehяa wiŁŁ bOwŁ the Łast Oveя. . :P



If U tяy & dOn't suCCeed...cHeat...яepeAt untiŁ cauGht...Then ŁiE



....We'ŁŁ Łove u juSt tHe wAy U я....if U'я Peяfect....



|| Łove ♥ SтaтuseS ||™



U knOw U я CяAzY abOut sOmE1 whEn u takE a ŁOngEя way 2 cŁass EvEn if it mEans cŁimbing an Extяa sEt Of staiяs just 2 sEE HEя



ShE ŁOves him mOяE than hE'ŁŁ EvEя knOw;; & hE ŁOves hEя mOяE than hE'ŁŁ Eveя shOw.



FeeŁings я many but wOяds я fEw,cŁOuds я daяk but sky is bŁuE; ŁOve is a papEя, Łife is gŁuE,evEяy thing is faŁsE, OnŁy My ŁOvE is TяUE



He giVeS hEя sOmeThiNg nO One eŁse cAn... a яEaSOn tO Łive



ŁOve iS wHen U teŁŁ a gUy u ŁiKe hiS sHiяt, tHen He weAяs iT EveяyDay.



When a GiяŁ gEt JeaŁous, It's NoяMaŁ. But, When a Guy gEts JeaŁous.. Łucky the GiяŁ he Loves :)



If Łuvs a DiseAse den iM veяy iŁŁ..but i dOnt waNt meDicine i wOnt take no piŁŁ..i wiŁŁ suffeя Dis iŁŁness cOs it mAkes Me see eXactŁy hOw muCh u mean 2 me !



яEmEmbEя me Łike Pяessed fŁoweя in Uя NoteboOk.
It mAy not b hAving aNy fяaGяanCe,
but wiŁŁ reMind u of My eXistence 4Eveя in Uя Łife


|| Fяiendsђip SтaтuseS ||™


U knOw Uя BEst FяiEnds whEn U ŁOOk @ Each OthEя & staяt Łaughing 4 nO яEasOn...EvEn if its the wяOng pŁacE @ the wяOng timE !=)


A mEmOяy Łasts fOяEvEя, and nEvEя dOes it diE.TяuE fяiEnds stay tOgEthEя and nEvEя say gOOd byE


kEpt EvEяy sEcяEt * cOvEяEd [ EvEяy ] ŁiE,,bEst fяiEnds fOяEveE untiŁ thE day wE diE


Łife cAn b hAяd & not aŁways fun.
But as niGht bяinGs daяk FяiendShip is a pяOmise mAde in tHe heAяt -
siŁentŁy, Unwяitten, UnbяeakabŁe by diStance, UnchanGeabŁe by Time.
Take cAяe aŁways beŁoved fяieNd.


Tяue f'ship Neveя fAdes wiTh tiMe :-)
BecOmes mOяe taStefuŁ Łike oŁd WINE ::))
OnŁy a fяieNd cAn unDeяstAnd wOяds & cOnveяt tHe яoŁŁing teAяs intO a sMiŁe !


WaŁk tO me wHen uя heAяts neeDs cOmpany,
tAke my hAnd wHen u feeŁ aŁŁ aŁone,
tUяn to Me when u Need sOme 1 to Łean On,
bcOz I'm a fяieNd u cAn aŁways Depend On.


A dAiŁy thOught, A siŁent teAя
A ConStant wiSh tHat U я neAя
WoяDs я few, bUt thouGhts я dEEp
MemOяies Of oUя fяieNDship i'ŁŁ aŁWays keeP


|| Missing U SтaтuseS ||™



“EvEя U miSS me,nEvEя u Cяy….FOя a dяOp Of teaя in Uя eyeS ,Is a dAy Łess iN my Łife !”



If I Miss U, I WiŁŁ Miss Uя SmiŁe a ŁOt,,,,But I ThiNk,I WiŁŁ Miss My Own SmiŁe EvEn MOяe



When tHe niGht has cOme & the Łand"s dAяk.
When tHe moOn is the OnŁy ŁiGht.
We"ŁŁ see, ŁoOk at tHe stAяs
Can U cOunt tHem ?
I misS u thAt muCh.



When A Veяy Sweet N Close Peяson
Goes Too Faя Fяom Us,
We May Say Oя Not Say
But Ouя Heaяt Says 2 Theяe Heaяt:
"U Made Me AŁone.."



SomeTimes, miSSing iS mOяe pяeCioUs tHan Being toGetHeя,
BcOz we misS onŁy thOse peOpŁe whOm We nevA wAnt tO misS !



яEmEmbEя thAt sAying "AbsEncE makEs tHe HeaяT gяOw fOndeя".. WeŁŁ I HATE tHat SayinG



|| Attitude SтaтuseS ||™



I ŁOvE thE way GOd madE mE ! thEy gavE mE EyEs 2 яOŁŁ,Eaяs 2 EasE dяOp & a sOuthEяn mOuth... 2 tEŁŁ U what Ur pяObŁEm is !



I spEak saяcasm vEяy fŁuEntŁy... it's nOt my fauŁt that U nEEd an intEяpяEtEя !


I'm sOяяy didn't anyOnE tEŁŁ U...i dOn't cOmE with a waяning ŁabEŁ



DOn't hatE mE causE u can't b mE & If u cOuŁd u wOuŁd nEva b abŁE 2 puŁŁ off d ŁEvEŁ Of яEaŁnEss I'm On bcOZ of d ŁEvEŁ Of fakEnEss uя On !



If Uя gOin taŁk & hatE, makE suяE Uя facts я stяaight, cuz what U think I am- [ chancEs я I ain't ]



EvEяybOdy knOwz U can taŁk aŁŁ day,,,,but whEn i say bяinq it On,u waŁk away.



Oops... My bAd... I fOяgOt tO teŁŁ U... I'm aŁŁeяgic tO BUŁŁSHIT !!!



i DOn't nEEd aNy daMn ŁabeŁs 2 DescяiBe mYseŁf...iM jUst tHe wAy iM



 || ђeaят bяoken SтaтuseS ||™



HEaяtbяEak dEfinition: WhEn U faŁŁ in ŁOvE with Uя bEst fяiEnd & aŁŁ U want is thEm & aŁŁ thEy want is sOmEOne EŁsE.



"My hEaяt bŁEEds nO mOяE sincE tuяning 2 stOnE"



U hUяt mE OnCe… sHaMe On u. U hUяt Me tWice… sHame On Me.



TaKe A bOw, U heAя tHe appŁaUse ? My HeAяt iS bяOkeN & Uя tHe CaUse, I pŁayeD Uя gAme & U wOn, COngяaTuŁatiOns. HOpe u Had fUn



U pяOmsd 2 tKe cяe Of me Bt u hяt Me,
U pяOmsd me 2 Bяng me jOy bt U bяOught me teAяs,
U pяOmsd me Uя Łuv Bt u gAve me PAIN...
ME ?
I pяOmsd u NoThing but I gAve u EveяyThing !



I didn't wAnt tO adMit it. It wAs eaSieя tO Łie. Hide tHe huяt aNd emPtiness tO sMiŁe inStead Of cяy



The hAяdest tHing u wiŁŁ Eveя dO is wAtch tHe One u Łove, Łove sOmeOne eŁsE


 an eye for an eye only ends up will make whole the world blind.......
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1. predicts that although Steve Jobs already died, in 2012 he will die again and it will be faster and better this time.
2. predicts Charlie Sheen will make his comeback on a new hit show called "2 and Half Grams" 
3. will likely spend 2012 jobless, whiny, filthy and living with his parents at 43 King Street except it will be cool because he will refer to it as Occupy King Street. 
4. can't wait for Breaking Dawn Part 2 in 2012 as Bella and Edward get hunted down by Blade!  Perhaps that's just wishful thinking...
5. in 2012, I will be running in a 0.25 mile run in support of people with attention deficit disorder (aka Kardashin Dash)
6. hopes in 2012 that peace will prevail and that we can live in a world where pigs and birds can live in harmony. 
7. is noticing that all my New Year resolutions basically come down to "Try to be somebody else".
8. in 2012, every time I learn a new fact, I will bring it up in a conversation, and laugh at anyone who doesn't know it!
9. When faced with a challenge in 2012... As yourself this one question... What would Phil Dunphy do?
10. predicts Rebecca Black will release the sequel to her hit "Friday" entitled "Saturday". 

 

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1. Wow, it works!!!!!  Be right back, gonna try out my new time machine.....Let's see how this goes!!!!!
2. You choose an answer to this question at random, what is the chance you will be correct? A. 25% B. 50% C. 60% D. 25%
3. Your mobile phone has more computing power than all of NASA in 1969. NASA launched a man to the moon...We launch a bird into Pigs!
4. You've really got to hand it to short people, because sometimes they often can't reach it.
5. thinks it's sort of mean for the closed caption on movies to say "Music playing". Wouldn't it be nicer just to not mention that?
6. Ouch!! Wait a second, why is everybody in town throwing stones at me?
7. found out one of the fundamental differences between males and females is this.. While at the state fair, walking through the animal barns, the female begins ranking animals in order of cuteness, The males rank them in order of deliciousness.
8. What do you get when you divide a pumpkin's  circumference with it's diameter? Pumpkin Pi
9. How do you get to be that guy who waves the chopsticks at the the orchestra? I feel like I could do that
10. They say the best thing to do for a woman is to make her laugh. I'd feel better if I actually spoke before she started laughing.
11. loves giving an answer to an "or" question with just a yes or no: "Did you order the pizza or do I have to do it?"... "Yes"
12. I feel bad when I see a bug on my car when I'm heading to work. Even if the thing manages to hang on the entire way, it's still gonna be like, "Whew, okay, I didn't die. Now...where the heck am I?"
13. Do birds get mad when other birds go to the bathroom in the bird bath? "Dude what are you doing?! That is NOT okay!  There's a car RIGHT THERE!"
14. If a clown offers you a hamburger, and it's not Ronald McDonald, do not eat the hamburger. I learned that the hard way!
15. If I have to buy you a present when you get married, then you have to buy me a present when you get divorced. It's only fair
16. I believe in looking out for number one. Especially if the dog is not house trained.
17. If I could trade places with anyone for a day it would have to be on the day I die because I wouldn't want to be me when that happens.
18. with the way kids are so HYPER these days, I probably wouldn't have enough patience to be a Kindergarten Teacher...we'd have to play games like DUCT, DUCT, TAPE!
19. Getting old is like a haunted house. There are sounds and smells that can't be explained.
20. If history repeats itself, I'm totally getting a dinosaur!!

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1. 's  friend, Eddie, spends several hours a day lubricating an old bench clamp... It's one of his many vices.
2. 's grandfather is hard of hearing. He needs to read lips. I don’t mind him reading lips, but he uses one of those yellow highlighters.
3. 's healthcare plan is pretty simple. I’m covered as long as I stay healthy.
4. 's neighbor just got one of those expensive new invisible fences. What a dummy, I can still see him.
5. 's parents never loved me as a child. you can't really blame them though I wasn't born until they were adults!!
6. read a new study from the Centers for Disease Control that says that tripping over your pets causes over 86,000 serious injuries each year. Worse only 30 percent of those make it to YouTube."
7. is not too concerned about the past, but the present, that's a different story. Did you bring me a present? In the future bring a present.
8. Nothing brings two people together like the mutual dislike of another person
9. Nothing ticks me off while driving like a bird WALKING across a street. No it's cool. I'll wait. BTW You can FLY idiot!!!!!
10. OH NO! I'm sorry. I thought it was lime that heals all wounds. That must really sting.
11. post one little joke saying you won the lottery and Facebook finds you 1,347 new possible relatives.
12. Researchers at the Mayo Clinic have found a way to slow the aging process in mice. Which is great news because everyone hates old mice
13. So far I've handed out 23 caramel covered onions on a stick to trick or treaters...life is fun
14. So, if you are deaf but you have psychic ability, would you have a sixth sense or a fifth one?
15. someone told me I am immature and need to grow up...so guess who is not allowed in my treehouse now, smartypants?
16. Sometimes when I'm alone, I lie on the floor and pretend I'm a carrot
17. Sometimes, when holding on too tight, you lose what you were trying to save to begin with.Soap, for example!!
18. Stop, drop, and roll isn't just an effective fire safety tip, but it is also an interesting way to get out of a boring conversation.
19. the cashier asked me "Would you like to help feed the hungry today?" I said, "That's the reason I'm shopping!!!!"
20. The nice thing about waiting a week to listen to your voicemail is that those people usually don't need you for that thing anymore
21. The only time it's cool to yell "I have diarrhea!" is when you're playing Scrabble.
22. The USA should invade the USA and win the hearts and minds of the population by building roads, bridges and putting locals to work.
23. The witch in Hansel and Gretel is very misunderstood. I mean, the woman builds her dream house, and these brats come along, and start eating it.
24. There may be no excuse for laziness, but I'm sure looking.
25. Think of how stupid the average person is. Now realize that half the population is stupider then that!!
26. Took me over an hour to calm my dog down yesterday. He was convinced that the newly installed parking meters in town were pay toilets.
27. Turns out that button in the elevator with the fireman's hat on it... is not the button you push if you want a fireman's hat
28. Turns out, when the officer asks why you're not wearing a seatbelt, pretending to have T-Rex arms is only hilarious to you.
29. Want World Peace?? Replace oxygen with Helium. Who could stay mad at someone that sounds like a Chipmunk?!?
30. wanted to dress as a turn signal for Halloween, but apparently nobody in my city knows what the heck that is.
31. We all can agree, no matter who you are, every group of friends has that one stupid friend. Look around you, you'll find one. If you can't find one, it's you.
32. When I die, i'm gonna donate my body to science........fiction!!
33. when I'm at the supermarket I like to look at my cashier straight in the eyes and tell her "I see you checking me out girl!!!!"
34. When people ask me to keep them in my prayers, I say sure. I should probably clarify though that most of my prayers are about nachos. So if you need a nacho-related prayer, I'm your guy.
35. Whenever I ask "Why me?... a voice always says, "So, who else did you have in mind?"
36. Whoever said that nothing rhymes with orange clearly doesn't know the correct pronunciation of nothing
37. Would like to give a big shout out to people that are hard of hearing.

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1.I notice that someone has a crush Grade 8, 2011, only on the previous year. He is one of my classmate. Will I do not know at first, but after I started to think about him. I also dreamed about him once. I realize that I crush on him. Will I really did not think I would, however, a deal that's big, and I just (ka paw), hopping on and forget about him. I have a crush on him at all, so I do not want him or anyone. But I still can not forget about him at all. But I dare not tell him or anyone. And then the other 8 grade I, then, after staying at Washington decided to move to another school. And by, I may be hopping on that I forgot all about him later. I still dreamed about him, and cried once since the middle of the night, but being as it does not help at. I never see him again after school is changing.Someday I will see him again, and still is, but I may tell him what I really feel about him, I was hopping

2. The flowers were purchased by a person 12. 11 real and 1 fake. He said, "I love you until the last flower dies.", Said

3.One night a man and a girl were driving in Home Movies. Boy, do something because they do not acknowledge them in the middle of the night, shared a painful silence. Then the girl asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. That it was time to move, she said, her feelings changed.

He slowly reached into his pocket a folded note that over & she is a silent tear slid down his cheek

At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding on the same street. Boy killed him, right into the drivers seat swerved. Miraculously, the girl survived. Note remembering her retirement, it will read it. "Without your love, I would die."

4. Becca and Joe is a boy, a girl. Becca at the burning house. Because nothing is too big fire Firefighters do not get in the house. Joe, dressed in a fire and a house into one of the claims. When he got up stairs, steps, fell on his back. He entered her room, he sealed up his back door. He held her tight, she kissed her huged, then said he loved her. She asked what was wrong, and he said it will continue to die. Her eyes widened and she began to scream. He had to take her out of the four-story house siddamaindi. He was awarded the top in his back. He died to save her life.

5.Can be compared to a flower in your smile

Your voice can be compared to a cuckoo

Children, your innocence

If you have any comparison, but in the stubbornness

If you're the best!

6. Love Means... (a girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle)

Girl: Slow down. I'm scared.

Guy: No this is fun.

Girl: No its not. Please, it's too scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. (Girl hugs him)

Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on? It's bugging me.

In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on the motorcycle, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him, felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so she would live even though it meant he would die.

Sad Love stories:-

1.The only way a crush could end, is to be crushed by your crush.

2. You hurt me so bad, You even made me cry

All I ever wanted was for you to love me

For you to give me a try.

3 .No guy is worth your tears & when you find one that is, he won't make you cry.

4. I cry for the times that you were almost mine.

I cry for the memories I've left behind.

I cry for the pain, the lost, the old, the new.

I cry for the times I thought I had you.

5. Should I smile because we're friends or cry because that's all we'll ever be?

6.It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

7. Sometimes I wish I was a little kid again... Skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts!

8.You never know what you have until you lose it.

9. My heart was taken by you, broken by you, and now it is in pieces because of you.

10. If you love me like you told me, please be careful with my heart; you can take it; just don't break it or my world will fall apart.

11. Don't cry over anyone who won't cry over you.

12. It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what hurts more is to love someone, and never find the courage to let them know how you feel.

13. A million words would't bring you back, I know because I tried. Neither would a million tears, I know because I've cried.

14. Love starts with a hug, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear.

15. How many times can your heart break until there's nothing left to be broken?

16. I gave you my heart and you broke it. Now you love me but I don't love you.

17. Back in school, they didn't teach us what we needed to know, like how to deal with despair or a broken heart.

18. Who do you turn to when the only one you can trust is the one who made you cry?

19. The hardest thing in life is to watch the one you love, love someone else.

20. A break up is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than to hurt yourself trying to put it back together.

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What is Love?

Captain Corelli's Mandolin is a love from our favorite explanation: 

When you fall in love, there is a temporary madness. It was like an earthquake and then subsides mavutuntayi, and. And when it subsides, you will be a decision. If you have ever been a part of your roots entwined together that it should be so unpredictable.What if the work is changed because of this love. Love is not breathlessness, it is not excitement, it is not the desire to mate every second day. It is imagining he is kissing every part of your body is not lying awake at night. No. .. Blush is not. I want to tell you some facts AM. Just for the love that is us and what we can to convince Ourselves. Being in love has burned away the time by itself, is left over is love ... (Pelagia to Iannis) Note: The two versions of this quote from the book and movie are from a slightly different version. 

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